shealwaysreads:

Said this to a dear and much-loved friend today, but I think maybe we all might need to see it:

• Long-fic is not the rent you pay to be a part of fandom.
• Fic, full-stop, is not the rent you pay to be a part of fandom.
• Art is not the rent you pay to be a part of fandom.
• Constantly creating is not the rent you pay to be a part of fandom.

Fandom is a community, not a corporation, your productivity is not a payment you have to make to be here.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

foldingfittedsheets:

quintessentialverbalized:

quintessentialverbalized:

You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition

Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.

I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit

Imagine becoming a werewolf because you got attacked by a fucked up chicken

stereomike:

juniper-sunny:

thenewborndeity:

solkorolevaa:

the-haiku-bot:

mellointheory:

the-haiku-bot:

mellointheory:

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

hunklet:

people are like “no one wants to work anymore” when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color “red.” okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying “i <3 ivy.” okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don’t care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don’t care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

slushy-sash:

just a couple of eepy tired old men 😴

kimclitsuragi:

[Image text: The protagonists of the last three things you read/watched/ played are the members of your zombie apocalypse team.

How screwed are you? /end ID.]

abalidoth:

argumate:

jadagul:

catchymemes:

These circles are stationary

Thanks I hate it.

*sigh* all power to hypnotoad.

@transgenderlation-state The illusion actually doesn’t have anything to do with the arrows! There’s a very thin band of different colors around the inner and outer edge of each disk. By altering the position and order of those colors, they can fool your eye into thinking it’s seeing the afterimage of a circle, moving in whatever direction they like.

catwheezie:

When I’m sad I think about the kitten gang. The gang wouldn’t want me to be sad and I don’t want to disappoint the gang. :)

kneesheee:

dear-ao3:

dear-ao3:

do you ever watch videos of youtubers reading their own crappy wattpad x self insert fics and think to yourself man i would love to explain the sold to one direction trope to these kids, it would absolutely break them

it was the morning after the big move (a/n idk where she moved too lol) and you swept your messy dark brown hair that was slightly wavy with sun kissed blonde streaks in it up into a messy bun and swiped mascara across your thick lashes that brought out your shining blue ocean colored orbs before throwing on the large frumpy sweatshirt that i had thrown on the floor the night before. i heard the doorbell ring from downstairs. “y/n!” your mom yelled “get down here quick!” “what is it mom?” i yelled back, she was so annoying sometimes. “your new owners are here,” she stated. “my- what?” you stammered, perfect pink lips opening in shock. “yes honey, how else do you think i was able to pay for this house and my alcohol addition? now open the door” you opened the door and saw them on the doorstep, one direction. they looked mostly bored but harry opened his arms and gave you a brilliant smile, his pearly white teeth glistening in the sun. “hey princess get your stuff.”

derinthemadscientist:

i-aint-even-bovvered:

petitetimidgay:

petitetimidgay:

petitetimidgay:

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol 

apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet

It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.

Multi-generational love at first sight.

My favorite part of the story of how Steve and Terri met is that it was literally love at first sight. He saw her in a crowd and froze. Which was a bad thing, because he was sort of wrestling a crocodile at the time.

Aussie fairy tale

spixi:

yall are weak

frecklydork:

☆ - ̗̀✨ He’s just Ken ✨ ̖́- ☆